Get your indie game pitch deck brutally roasted by AI
VC-grade feedback in minutes, not weeks. We tear apart your slides so investors don't have to.
No signup required. Pay → Upload → Get your roast. Or inspect the full demo report first.
Social Proof
See a real-looking roast before you trust us with your deck.
We published a full demo report for Ashfall Protocol by Night Signal Games. It shows the actual scoring format, investor objections, and rewrite guidance you get on a Full Roast.
Sample Verdict
The game fantasy is hot. The investor case still needs oxygen.
Ashfall Protocol sells a sharp co-op fantasy and a memorable visual identity, but the deck still makes investors guess at the market wedge, traction proof, and exactly what the $750K unlocks. It feels fundable after one more rewrite cycle, not as-is.
Overall Grade
B
Red Flags
3
Rewrite Priorities
3
How It Works
Three steps. No meetings. No waiting for “feedback” that never comes.
Pick A Roast & Pay
Choose Quick Roast or Full Roast, check out through Stripe, and we immediately create your upload slot.
Upload Your Deck
Drop your pitch deck PDF after checkout. We store the source deck and extract the slide text for analysis.
Get Your Roast
Our AI rips through your narrative, financials, market sizing, art direction, and team slide before delivering the roast.
Pick Your Heat Level
Both options are cheaper than one coffee meeting with a “mentor” who ghosts you after.
Quick Roast
A fast, high-level teardown of your deck.
- ✓Overall deck score (1-100)
- ✓Top 5 strengths & weaknesses
- ✓Key recommendations
- ✓Delivered in ~5 minutes
Full Roast
The complete, no-holds-barred breakdown.
- ✓Everything in Quick Roast
- ✓Slide-by-slide analysis
- ✓Investor readiness score
- ✓Competitive positioning review
- ✓Rewritten slide suggestions
- ✓Delivered in ~10 minutes
Questions Before the Fire
Everything you need to know before you throw your deck on the grill.